Monday, December 14, 2009

love at first sight

YES I BELEVE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS TRUE,I ALSO THINK THAT ITS KIND OF FAKE BECAUSE HOW DO YOU LOVE SOME ONE THAT YOU DONT KNOW.YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IF THE PERSON IS THE PERSON WHO DID SOMETHING WRONG TO YOU OR SOME ONE WHO ABBUSES ANIMALS. NO THIS HASNT HAPPEND TO ANY ONE I KNOW BUT I WOULD TELL THE PERSON TO GET TO NOE THE PERSON BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW SOME PEOPLE DONT TURN OUT THE WAY YOU THINK THEY WOULD.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

HIV/AIDS- game

1. I THINK THIS GAME IS ABOUT MAKING THE RIGHT DECISIONS LIKE GOING TO PARTIES THAT ARE UN SUPERVISED BY ADULTS AND DON'T HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX.

2.ONE CHOICE THAT I MADE WAS TO KISS A GIRL THAT I DIDN'T KNOW, AND THAT LEAD TO HER WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME BUT I WANTED TO USE A CONDOM BUT I DIDN'T HAVE ONE AND NEITHER DID SHE. SO THEN WE I CHOSE TO HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX AND THEN THE NEXT DAY I HAD AIDS. SHE SAID THAT I DID NOT GET IT FROM HER AND MY CHARACTER SAID YOUR THE ONLY PERSON I HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH AND SHE SAID OH WELL.
3. A GAME LIKE THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO SEE THAT ITS DANGEROUS HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

alien interview


alien: jvgafvgbavf
me: huh?
alien: bhfsgrbfd
me: oh im sorry i didn't put the transmitter on
me:there we go, um what planet are you from?
alien: im from clenon seven
me: oh where is clenon seven
alien: very far from from your planet
me:oh ok who did you get here
alien my shiped crashed and i was running away from the dalo that is what your people call king.
me:oh y were you running?
alien:because i made what your people call sexual intercourse
me:oh
alien: yes it was a big mistake oh no there back
me : oh no
zappPPPP! the alien got zaped away and was never seen again

Thursday, November 12, 2009

what scares you

1. you
2. books
3.my brother
4.blood
5.the clown called it
6. very tall people
7.gothic and emo people
8. tight places
9.creapy people
10 old people


IM AM MOSTLY AFRAID OF BOOKS BECAUSE THEY
ARE VERY BORING SO 1 DAY IN MY OLD SCHOOL
THE KIDS WERE BORED AND THEY STARTED THROWING
TEXT BOOKS AT EACH OTHER EXCEPT FOR 1 KID
HE WAS JUST SITTING THERE WITH HIS HEAD DOWN
SO SOME1 THREW A TEXT BOOK AT HIM AND IT HIT HIM IN HIS
RIBS AND THE NEXT DAY HE TOLD THE TEACHER HE HAD
PAIN IN HIS STOMACH SO HE WENT TO THE NURSE THEN THE NURSE
CALLED HIS MOM AND SAID THAT HE NEEDED 2 GO 2 THE
HOSPITAIL BECAUSE THE NURSE DIDNT SEE ANYTHING
WRONG WITH HIM ON THE OUT SIDE SO THE
DOCTOR SAID THEY DIDNT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH HIM
BUT THE NEXT DAY HE DIED I THINK FROM INTERNAL BLEEDING
SO THAT IS Y IM AFRAID OF BOOKS

Thursday, November 5, 2009

CRY
CRY CRY NO I DONT WANT U
TO FLY AWAY NO NOT 2 DAY
DONT GO, JUS LET THE MUSIC
FLOW.....THRU UR BODY IF ANY1
HURTS U IL BRING OUT DAH
SHOOTY LIKE I SAID DONT BE SAD
UR THE BESTEST FRIEND I EVER HAD
SO PLEASE DONT LET THOSE TEARS DROP
JUST STOP! HEREZ A CUP
OH NO GUESS WHAT TIMES UP

Monday, November 2, 2009


LOOK


look at that girl over there.
hu? what where?
look at that beautiful green grass
look watch that pink truck pass...
through the black dull empty parking lot
hey wait save my spot.
oo wow look at that red car
its so close but it looks so far.

my enviorment

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

3rd world farmer

when i played 3rd world farmer it was pretty hard because i did  not know how to play and it was hard to survive because my player always lost money when i brought stuff or planted stuff. then after a while i figured out an strategy ''which i will not say what it is'' but I'm still having trouble getting lots of kid i only had 5 kids so far i want to make it up to at least 7 kids but then i always die =(

Friday, May 1, 2009

HII =p


I HAD PLENTY OF FUN LAST NIGHT,YOU ARE A PRETTY AND COOL GIRL.WOW WE ARE GOING VERY FAST,JUS YESTERDAY WE WERE JUS FRIENDZ.KATTE ITZ NOT YOU,WELL YES IT IS YOU ITS OVER!!AND IM NOT JOKIN THIS TIME.B4 YOU THROW UR PHONE U NEED SUM 1 2 TELL YOU
YOU ARE CRAZY..........IM VERY SORRY YOU HAD TO HEAR IT THIS WAY ND IM NOT GOING 2 SAY IM SORRY BCUZ I NOE WHAT I AM DOING AND YES YOU WAS RIGHT I DO LOVE JENNA AND IM GOING 2 MARRY HER.......(NOW YOU CAN THROW YOU FONE.

SEE U LATER
HOPE "NEVER'' TO C U AGAIN

Thursday, March 26, 2009

My first week at high school

Dear Mr. lahana
I got your letter.I'm doing great now in high school.My summer was O.K., I went to an amusement park, it was fun but then it rained and they closed all the rides. I was upset because I did not get to ride the ride i wanted.Then after that we went 2 a hotel and we had room service, it was SO cool!!I'm missing some teachers ( including you) and I want to come back and visit and see what is going on. Some of my old friends are with me in high school so I'm OK. I still miss some friends. It has been good in high school and I'm on the Honor roll. No bullies (except for me) lol just kidding. My tech class is just like yours but the teacher is worse than you, can you believe it??? I'm still in to chess and now I'm in a chess club it's very fun-- we gets lots of practice. Well I hope you write back.

Yours Truly,
Malik Tucker


Thursday, March 5, 2009

THE VAMPIRE COP

(V-room!, wow,wow,wow) detective Drake Hobbs is on the move in his undercover cop car rushing to a call on 94 Cole street.He was almost there he called in on his radio "i have arrived on the seen"


"Ha,HA,HA...... we were joking detective get back here"



"OK, chief". he was half way across town and he got there in 20 minutes. It was his birthday that day.



He arrived at the police station. No one was around ,but he herd the heart beats of every ones heart, that is a special thing vampires do,but he is a very special vampire. he can walk in the day light."SURPRISE",the whole police station yelled. he knew they were their because of his special power. He acted surprised but,he wasn't he'd never celebrated his birthday for some reason. but he chief knew why. He did not celebrate his birthday because his parents died on his birthday in a car crash,he was left alone to take care of his brother.



Drake was very weak and slim,he usually couldn't defend him self, he just walked away from bullies. Then at the age of 11 he was a whole new person,his teeth growing very large he doesn't stay out in the morning. Then one day this new kid came to school and punched Drake's brother in the stomach, Drake came out of his class,then he pushed the new kid.the new kid flew to to the floor. The 2 brothers left school.(They cut!!)



"WOW!!!how did you do that" said Umpara



"LETS GOO!"



"WHATS WRONG"



"NOTHING",replied Drake.



"How did you do that?"



"You don't need to know!"



"OK gosh",said Umpara.They got to their house,Drake starts closing all of the shades so it can be dark because even though he can stay out in the day light but not for to long unless he will turn to ashes.



Drake falls asleep,and Umpara is creeping around the house. He was thinking to himself, how did Drake do that, I have to find out.drake had a little bit of blood dripping from his cut on his hand.So Umpara got under the dripping blood from Drakes hand,and he drunk some. Drake jumps up....
"What are u doing"


"um,um,um"


" u know what I'm not even not even gonna be mad I am gonna wait till u turn",said Drake in a calm voice.


'' turn in to what Drake". Drake walked away.


The next morning Umpara felt very sick,he had pain every were,he opened his eyes the don blared in his face,he flew to the shade and fell on the floor with a landing.Umpara was surprised that Drake didn't come running up the stairs.Then he said to him self,I guess this is what Drake was meant.A few minutes later it was dark out, Umpara still didn't see Drake.He called for Drake.....no answer.Then it was like some force pushed him on the wall, then Umpara's teeth grew large just like Drake's,he started to look more and more of a beast.Drake walks in with a cooler full of blood.He drops it and some blood spills out.In a deep voice Drake says "Finlay it took you a million years to turn"Drake was in his vampire form.


"BLOOD!" says Umpara showing his teeth.


"OK chill bro i got you OK"Umpara flies ti the box and opens it and stats drinking the blood.It didn't take him long to finish.


Now back to the station"Hey man" said the chief


"Hey chief",replied Drake.


"I have a surprise for you".


"OK".


" here is your new partner Detective Kapes''.


'' chief you know i work alone.


'' come on Drake please do this for me,try her out''.


''OK''.


''HEY'' said Detective Kapes.


a


''Hey'' replied Drake.



''I'm gonna leave you 2 alone" said the chief.



''OK'' replied both Detective Kapes and Drake.The next day the 2 detectives are in a high speed car chase !!! Drake is speeding through traffic ,and all of the other uniform cops are crashing trying to follow Drake''be careful, watch out'',scramming detective Kapes.The car came to a sudden stop.''Get out'',said Drake
OK,if you were no such a jerk you would know that I'm not use to speeding cars.''detective Kapes is not use to driving cars because her parents died in a car crash,and she was in the car and she survived.
The reporter saw how fast Drake was going,he was always obsessed with Drake,he always thought Drake was immortal,but he could not prove it.He was very crazy about his work and he always got his story 1 way or another.
''chief i cant work with her''said Drake
''what happened''Drake slammed the door when he left.''snap,snap Drake what happened between you and your new partner'' said the press when drake walked out.Drake walked away.''Are u human,''
''i don't know what you are talking about.''
''I'm gonna prove it one way or another''later on in the day the dispatcher yelled ''we have a 20-14 in progress, there is a detective as hostage. A lot of cars came to the seen but drake was in the building,he was on the roof already.Drake saw the detective and the reporter,with the gun.''BOOM!!!!'' all of the cars around the building blew up even the cop cars, every one died but Drake was still behind the reporter.

Drake yelled'' let her go Jonson''

''what,but how.....''

''yea you are right i am inhuman now let her go''drake turned to his vampire form.

''bow!!!,'' Johnson shot at drake, but it was a special bluet,to kill the inhuman.Then Umpara came and took the bluet in his chest.He died instantly.Johnson let go of detective Kapes and Drake flew over to him and then he was going to bite Johnson then detective kapes said''Drake no he's not worth it.The reporter got put in a mental home because he kept screaming''he's not human,you must believe.''The two detectives moved on and still fighting crime together.

Friday, February 27, 2009

THE LOOK ALIKE

MEGAN KNEW THIS DAY WILL COME, BUT SHE DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN TO DAY ! IT WAS A SUNNY MONDAY MORNING AND SHE STARTED CHOKING!!!! SHE COULD NOT BREATHE. SHE KNEW WHAT WAS IN HER THROUGH... THEN I JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN STOPED.HER MOM CAME UP STAIRS AND BUSTED IN THE DOOR  "HONNEY ARE YOU OK"?
       "YES MOM JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SPIT."SAID MEGAN
       "OK SAID HER MOM. OK COME DOWN STAIRS FOR BREAKFAST"
        "OK" SHE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM BUT SHE KNEW WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN IT WAS GOING TO BE TERIBLE. AS SOON AS SHE GOT IN THE BATHROOM A LOOK ALIKE POPED OUT OF HER MOUTH AND THEY BOTH LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND THE LOOK ALIKE ATE THE ORIGNAL AN THE LOOK ALIKE SAID,"NOW THATS BETTER" AND SHE JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW, NOW THE REST IS UP TO THE LOOK ALIKE OF MEGAN.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Monday, February 2, 2009

BLOOD DIAMOND

DE BEERS MAKES IT LOOK LIK DERE IZ NO MORE DIAMONDS IN DA WORLD MARKET BY STORING DEM SO WEN DERE R NO MORE DEY SELL DA DIAMONDZ 4 HOW EVA MUCH MONEY DEY WANNA CHARGE.
DE BREES WANTZ US 2 THINK DAT DIAMONDZ R VERY EXPENSIVE BUT DA DIAMONDZ R WORTH VERY LIL MONEY.THEY WANT US 2 THIMK DAT SO DEY GET MORE DRUGS MONEY ND WEAPONS.

MOVIEZ,SONGZ,MUSIC VIDEOZ,ECT HELP PREMOTE DIAMONDZ CAUSE PPL C DAT WOMEN LIKE DIAMONDZ ND PPL DAT R IMPORTANT WEAR DIAMONDZ ND PPL DAT WERE DIAMONDZ GET ALL DA GURLZ.FOR EXAMPLE DA SONG BY BEYONCE SINGLE3 LADDIEZ SHE WANTZ A RING ON HER FINGER SO DAT MAKEZ PPL WANNA BY DIAMOND RINGZ.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Friday, January 16, 2009

INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR LIFE

                 I THINK DIZ MOVE WAZ A BOUT  SUM SORT OF RELIGION PROBLEM BECAUSE WEN DA KID HADD DA CUPBOARD THAT HE BUILT WIT HIZ PARENTZ BUT WEN HE MADD ANOTHER 1 DEY SAID IT WAZ WRONG ND DEY DNT LIKE IT BUT IT WAZNT THE SAME KIND DAT HE MADE WIT HIZ PARENTZ SO ITZ LIKE A RELIGION THING BECAUSE SAY IF DA CUPBOARD WAZ ANOTHER PERSON LIKE HIM LIKE HIZ RELIGION BUT THE OTHER CUPBOARD IZ LIKE A DIFFERENT RELIGION BECAUSE IT WAZ DIFFERENT. I AGREE WIT DA MASSAGE BECAUSE PPL SHOULD ACCEPT PPL 4 WHO DEY R.
     

Monday, January 12, 2009

                     CHANGES WE3 NE3D IN DA U.S.A

      ONE CHANGE I THINK WE3 NE3D IN DA U.S IZ LESS DRUGS IN THE WORLD,LIKE PPL STILL SMUGGLE DRUGS THROUGH DA APORTS AND THROUGH BOARDERS AND STUFF LIK DEY TAK IT THROUGH TRUCKS. ANOTHER THING WE NEED TO FIX IZ THE DOG FIGHTING AND THE HOM LESS SHELTERS THAT KILL DOGS IF THEIR NOT ADOPED IN A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF DAYZ, I NO SUM PPL WAZ PUT UP 4 ADOPTION BUT DEY DNT KILL DA PPL THE PPL JUST GROU UP WIT NO PARENTZ SO Y DO THE KILL DOGS BUT NOT PPL I THINK DAT SHOULD B A LAW KEEP DA DOGZ ALIVE LONGER.AND MY LAST  THING IZ HOME LESS PPL THEY THOULD NOT LIVE ON THE STREET IN THE COLD CAUSE DEY BROKE.I THINK THEY SHOULD BUILD MORE HOME LESS SHELTERS FOR THE POOR.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

MY DREAM      1/7/09
   I WAZ IN SKOOL DEN WE WAZ GOIN SUM WERE TO MAKE SOME TYPE OF CARDS 4 CHRISTMAS.SO WE END UP GOIN 2 MY OLD SKOOL WE WENT 2 MY OLD SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHERS ROOM. SO WEN DEY WENT IN DA ROOM I SNUCK NEXT DOOR 2 MY OLD TECH TE ARCHER I GAVE HIM A 5 DEN I SAID DID U TELL MR.PERISE WAH I SAID HE SAID WAH I SAID NEVER MIND DEN I WAZ GOIN 2 DA 3RD FLOOR 2 SAY WATZ GUDDIE I GO UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS DEN SOME KIDZ POPED UP DEY WERE CUMMIN WIT ME3 SO DEN WE3 GO 2 DA 4TH FLOOR BUT THERE WAZ NO 4TH FLOOR SO WE GO IN IT LOOKS LIK TRAIN TRACKS??????SO WEN WE3 R BOUT 2 LEAV THERE IZ A LIK DUMPSTER WITH LIKE COLORFUL DUST IDK WE JUST STARTED 2 THROW IT AT EACH OTHER SO THEN SOM PPL CAME IN BLOWING A WHISTLE SAYIN STOP WAH URE DOIN IM SAYIN 2 MY SELF WE WERE ONLY PLAYIN WIT DUST DEN ONE OF DA KIDZ SHOW3D ME3 UNDER DA CART THE DUST TURNED STIFF DEN DA KID SAID ITZ WEEL PAINT.DATZ ITZ I DNT UNDERSTAND DAT DREAM Y DA H3@#WOULD PPL PUT PAINT DA WEELZ OF DA TRAIN ND Y IZ TRAINZ IN A SKOOL ND LAST DERE WAZ NO 1 GUARDING DA DOOR.

Monday, January 5, 2009

MY DR3@M

MY DREAM START3D AT ABOUT 5PM. I WAZ ABOUT 7 OR 8 YEARS OLD IN MY DREAM.IT WAZ ME3 ND MY BROTHER AND SOME FRIENDS OF HIZ LIKE 3 OF DEM.WE WERE RUNNING I DNT NO Y WE WERE RUNNING FROM DAT LADDY. SHE LOOKED LIK SUM SORT OF QUEEN OR SUM THIN.SO WE RAN IN 2 A SHEAD WITH A MATTRESS IN THE BACK IT LOOKED LIKE MY ATTIC.SO WE HID BEHIND THE MATTRESS DEN DA LADDY CAME3 DEN MY BROTHER WENT OUT ND DEN SHE KINDA BIT HIM BUT SHE DNT LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE. THEN HE DROOPED ON DA MATRES CHEESING AT ME ND HIZ FRIENDZ.THEN THE LADDY CAME TWARDS US THEN THANK GOD I WOKE3 UP.