alien: jvgafvgbavf
me: huh?
alien: bhfsgrbfd
me: oh im sorry i didn't put the transmitter on
me:there we go, um what planet are you from?
alien: im from clenon seven
me: oh where is clenon seven
alien: very far from from your planet
me:oh ok who did you get here
alien my shiped crashed and i was running away from the dalo that is what your people call king.
me:oh y were you running?
alien:because i made what your people call sexual intercourse
me:oh
alien: yes it was a big mistake oh no there back
me : oh no
zappPPPP! the alien got zaped away and was never seen again
No comments:
Post a Comment